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CCP4bb navigationCCP4bb <-- 1999 <-- November 1999 <-- 30 November 1999Subject: Re: NCBHT: severe warning From: Marius Schmidt marius {- dot -} schmidt {- at -} PH {- dot -} TUM {- dot -} DE Date: 2009-04-01 Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person. > F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested > about > your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends.. > > MRC National Institute for Medical Research > Division of Molecular Structure > The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK > Email: pchakra@nimr.mrc.ac.uk > Phone: + 44 208 816 251 > > On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt > > >> ******** SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING ******* >> >> >> The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing >> a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st >> to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the >> Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the >> machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas >> Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it >> started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part >> of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/ >> German border changing course to the west gaining strength. >> It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of >> France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig, >> once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of >> a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears >> that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black >> hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and >> the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue >> fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses >> of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future. >> Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to >> reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics. >> A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole >> suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole >> will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the >> cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall, >> it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will >> start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading >> towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus >> and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system. >> >> The NCBHT >> > > > -- > MRC National Institute for Medical Research > Division of Molecular Structure > The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK > Email: pchakra@nimr.mrc.ac.uk > Phone: + 44 208 816 251 CCP4bb navigationCCP4bb <-- 1999 <-- November 1999 <-- 30 November 1999 |
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