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CCP4bb navigationCCP4bb <-- 1999 <-- November 1999 <-- 30 November 1999Subject: Re: NCBHT: severe warning From: Michael Matho mmatho {- at -} SCRIPPS {- dot -} EDU Date: 2009-04-01 Sorry 'bout that. I don't know if this one is black, but it's definitely an A-hole... LOL Cheers, Michael ----- Original Message ----- From: "Marius Schmidt" To: Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:48 PM Subject: Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning > Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person. > > >> F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested >> about >> your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends.. >> >> MRC National Institute for Medical Research >> Division of Molecular Structure >> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK >> Email: pchakra@nimr.mrc.ac.uk >> Phone: + 44 208 816 251 >> >> On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt >> >> >>> ******** SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING ******* >>> >>> >>> The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing >>> a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st >>> to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the >>> Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the >>> machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas >>> Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it >>> started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part >>> of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/ >>> German border changing course to the west gaining strength. >>> It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of >>> France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig, >>> once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of >>> a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears >>> that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black >>> hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and >>> the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue >>> fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses >>> of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future. >>> Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to >>> reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics. >>> A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole >>> suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole >>> will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the >>> cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall, >>> it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will >>> start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading >>> towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus >>> and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system. >>> >>> The NCBHT >>> >> >> >> -- >> MRC National Institute for Medical Research >> Division of Molecular Structure >> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK >> Email: pchakra@nimr.mrc.ac.uk >> Phone: + 44 208 816 251 > CCP4bb navigationCCP4bb <-- 1999 <-- November 1999 <-- 30 November 1999 |
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